I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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