Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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