Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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