Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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