Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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