are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
she smelled like a LAN party
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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