Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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