I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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