Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm bleeding and have questions
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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