Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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