so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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