we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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