He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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