I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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