I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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