So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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