dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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