whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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