I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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