i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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