he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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