That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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