There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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