You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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