I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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