he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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