So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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