Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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