so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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