Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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