actually, I'm a sock model
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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