i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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