So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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