I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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