that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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