when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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