on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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