She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just gift wrapped bread.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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