That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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