Hey man sorry I got all grabby
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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