So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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