I wish i was in the wii world.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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