We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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