Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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