u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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