Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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