Christians are straight up FREAKS
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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