Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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