let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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