sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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