I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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