sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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