can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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