So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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