dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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